When choosing sexual partners, remember: Talent is not sexually transmittable.

One of the great things about doing animated movies is that you don't have to dress up or put on make-up.

You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It only makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores.

...the music seems creepy, like when children sing in a horror movie

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.

That turned-up collar. The jacket that zipped all the way down the front into a nice fitted shape. The white denim that made my untanned skin look like a color.

This requires a level of delusion/egomania usually reserved for popes and drag queens