I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.

Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: "No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then this movie about a cat."

Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions; go over, under, through, and opinions will change organically when you’re the boss. Or they won’t. Who cares? Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.

The topic of working moms is a tap-dance recital in a minefield.

I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian.

Most of my work is done before we start shooting, preparation work, so my normal day begins when I start writing, it might even be the night before.

Your initiations are worthwhile.