North Korea threatened to attack if Sony Pictures released The Interview, forcing us all to pretend that we wanted to see it.

I was a very confident little kid.

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people.

Growing up as a girl is always traumatizing, especially when you have the deadly combination of greasy skin and getting your boobs at ten. But I think it's good to grow up that way. It builds character.

Your initiations are worthwhile.

I hire people that are good, and aren't crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.

I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.