North Korea threatened to attack if Sony Pictures released The Interview, forcing us all to pretend that we wanted to see it.

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific.

You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.

I was a very confident little kid.

There's a Drunk Midget in My House Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!

Then she took out a speculum the size of a milk shake machine. Even Michelle Duggar would have flinched at this thing, but I had never seen one before.