In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

For my first show at 'SNL', I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn't getting any laughs. This weight of embarrassment came over me, and I felt like I was sweating from my spine out. But I realized, 'Okay, that happened, and I did not die.' You've got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.

Instead of trying to fit an impossible ideal, I took a personal inventory of all my healthy body parts for which I am grateful: Straight Greek eyebrows. They start at the hairline at my temple and, left unchecked, will grow straight across my face and onto yours.

My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.

I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy.

Life is improvisation.

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?