In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox.

Anyone who knows me will tell you that I am all about money. I mean, just look how well my line of zodiac-inspired toe rings and homeopathic children's medications are selling on Home Shopping Network.

This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury.

There should be a new, more honest euphemism. Like, I'm leaving office because I plan to solicit more anonymous sex in bathrooms.

It has been said that to write is to live forever. The man who said that is dead.

I'm married, you know. I love my husband and I have a child.