Yeah, it's tough being smart and sexy, too. I have to say, I'm really not that attractive. Until I met my husband, I could not get a date. I promise you it's true. My husband Jeff Richmond saw a diamond in the rough and took me in.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

Finally the world would see my full range of comedy characters - from grouchy librarian to Russian librarian.

I found the recording sessions very freeing because you can really try things. When you're filming something, if you're improvising a film and you're wasting film and wasting a cameraman's time.

...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.

You don't just decide to destroy a person by making up stuff, and no one at 'SNL' is writing to go after someone.

‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say. My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.