I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.

There are certain things that are probably too mean. I don't particularly like fat jokes. Those kind of bother me. But I guess what I was trying to say is, if I said I would never laugh at this, you could probably dig around and find a situation where I did laugh. I try not to be a hypocrite with that one. I find when there's a controversy about someone saying something offensive, I usually take the angle of, "Well, I don't know if that was offensive; it just wasn't funny." I generally don't gasp, "Oh my God!" I think people have been getting raked over the coals lately.

I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers.

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place