I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

Sometimes they're all collectively thinking, "Wow, we're kinda a shitty audience," and then if you point it out, it's kinda like, "Hey, I know what's going on. We know what's going on up here. Or what's not going on. And I'm letting you know that I know. And now we can fix this."

I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.