I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.

I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.

The problem with a lot of comedy clubs is not that they are a comedy club; it's just the cheesy way they're presenting themselves. That's why a lot of people have a problem with them. If you're a relatively unknown comedian, you can play at a comedy club, you might play to hundreds of people every night. But if you try to make a concert event out of it, and try to play a rock club or something, where you might play to 10 people or no people. And the flipside of that is, that's also a great thing, to play to people who are your fans. Some people are too hard on the comedy clubs.

Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself

I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I will not be misquoted!