I want a room that I can definitely pack out. I don't want to sweat that part, "Am I gonna have enough people?" So I usually pick like a hundred, a relatively small room. Also, I'm looser in a small room. I don't want to record an album in front of a thousand people, not that I could draw a thousand, but I just want a room that I can really work back to front. That's just a very comfortable place for me to be loose.

I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.

There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.