I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job

If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.

People in New York love having roof parties.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

Sometimes they're all collectively thinking, "Wow, we're kinda a shitty audience," and then if you point it out, it's kinda like, "Hey, I know what's going on. We know what's going on up here. Or what's not going on. And I'm letting you know that I know. And now we can fix this."

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage