I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.

I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers.

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.