Anyone who bombs is my friend.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that

I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started

I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid.

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.