Anyone who bombs is my friend.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

I loved Australia. I was very successful there

It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.