Anyone who bombs is my friend.

I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself

I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid.

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place