It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers.

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all

People in New York love having roof parties.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase