I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I've had shows where you think, "Is this going well? I can't tell," and then you say goodnight and you get this ovation. They're sorta like a theater audience. I've learned that much; that they're not always going to be doing backflips - but I'll never figure it out. Because sometimes you walk up there, and they're so excited, and then other times, it's just... But sometimes an audience is bad, and you can tell them they're bad, and that sort of breaks the ice a bit.

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started