I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.
I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage
I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase
I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place
I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.
I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers.