I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

I will not be misquoted!

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all

There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.