I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.

I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.

Anyone who bombs is my friend.