I will not be misquoted!

People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.

I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.

I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film