I will not be misquoted!

People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.

People in New York love having roof parties.

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.

Anyone who bombs is my friend.

I want a room that I can definitely pack out. I don't want to sweat that part, "Am I gonna have enough people?" So I usually pick like a hundred, a relatively small room. Also, I'm looser in a small room. I don't want to record an album in front of a thousand people, not that I could draw a thousand, but I just want a room that I can really work back to front. That's just a very comfortable place for me to be loose.