I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.

I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers.

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage

I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.

I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started