I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.

I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.

I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.