Collaboration on a book is the ultimate unnatural act.

Never ask what sort of computer a guy drives. If he's a Mac user, he'll tell you. If not, why embarrass him?

Most things in here don't react well to bullets.

Fighting wars is not so much about killing people as it is about finding things out. The more you know, the more likely you are to win a battle.

Switzerland is a land where crime is virtually unknown, yet most Swiss males are required by law to keep in their homes what amounts to a portable, personal machine gun.

My life is a very simple life thank you

Anti-Catholicism is the last respectable prejudice. You can't hate black people anymore, of course, and you can't hate homosexuals anymore, but you can hate all the Catholics you want.