There are so many people in film and television that get between a performer and the audience, and that's frustrating.

When the plane is delayed, it's not the fault of the girl at the desk. I'm resigned to the fact that everything is out of my control and that air travel nowadays is barbaric.

Fame is a silly business. People who chase it are almost always going to be disappointed.

I like writing songs - I keep saying that one day I'll do something with them, but I haven't yet.

My temper manifests itself when I can't find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen utensils in the wrong drawers.

If you didn't join for the girls, choose another profession.

Some friends said they weren't surprised to find out Napoleon and I were related, but it came as quite a shock to me.