I am now known as Nina Conti's father and it's wonderful.

Procrastination is probably my worst habit out of many. Especially when it comes to paperwork.

If you look at movies with Cary Grant or Jimmy Stewart and all the rest of it, none of them looks like a boy. They always looked like mature men. The audience didn't want to go and see kids.

I like writing songs - I keep saying that one day I'll do something with them, but I haven't yet.

I've always felt like a foreigner wherever I've lived. I don't feel much towards my Italian or Scottish roots, although I do cook the pasta at home.

If you didn't join for the girls, choose another profession.

I am now known as Nina Conti's father and it's wonderful.