Fame and stuff like that is all very cool, but at the end of the day, we're all human beings. Although what I do is incredibly surreal and fun and amazing and I'm really grateful for it, I don't believe my own press release, do you know what I mean?

I have a very busy head. I have inside voices that I have learned to contain.

I love people. People are lovely creatures. I'm one myself, so I love to see people happy.

I think online dating is a way of procuring people. Like Facebook and Myspace, it's the way that people connect now and procure small children and sometimes dodgy relationships. I don't think it's very healthy.

I had a huge imagination. My granddad says I was a bit of a Walter Mitty character.

You don't step on stage to eat; you go there to be eaten.

I have to make my bones with Hollywood to get in. And when I do maybe I'll metamorphose from Mr. Muscles or whatever it is I am now and become an irascible tosser.