Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.
Don't write naughty words on the wall if you can't spell!
Alas, irreverence has been subsumed by mere grossness, at least in the so-called mass media. What we have now - to quote myself at my most pretentious - is a nimiety of scurrility with a concomitant exiguity of taste.
I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
So long, Mom I'm off to drop the bomb So don't wait up for me But while you swelter Down there in your shelter You can see me On your TV