They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines.

If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.

Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'

Irreverence is easy - whats hard is wit.

To me, being funny is more important than making a point, but I don't know. Most politicians are so interested in making points that they don't ... I'd rather be funny myself, and I'd rather listen to somebody with a little sense of humor.

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.