Be it ever so decadent, there's no place like home.

I find that if you take the various popular song forms to their logical extremes, you can arrive at almost anything from the ridiculous to the obscene-or, as they say in New York, sophisticated.

If you visit American city, You will find it very pretty. Just two things of which you must beware: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air. Pollution, pollution, They got smog and sewage and mud. Turn on your tap and get hot and cold running crud. See the halibuts and the sturgeons Being wiped out by detergents. Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, But they don't last long if they try. Pollution, pollution, You can use the latest toothpaste, And then rinse your mouth with industrial waste.

Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

You cant be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines.