Be it ever so decadent, there's no place like home.
Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.
Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango.
The reason most folksongs are so atrocious is that they were written by the people.