Some of you may have met mathematicians and wondered how they got that way.

I'm not an original composer. The tunes are not stolen from other tunes necessarily except in a few cases, but they're in the style of songs that I grew up with.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.

Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

When someone makes a move Of which we don't approve, Who is it that always intervenes? U.N. and O.A.S., They have their place, I guess, But first send the Marines!