I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them.

For there is surely nothing more beautiful in this world than the sight of a lone man facing single-handedly a half a ton of angry pot roast!

I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

Don't solicit for your sister, it's not nice. Unless you get a good percentage of her price.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Be it ever so decadent, there's no place like home.