I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them.

The people who came to hear me perform or to buy my records were not the type who would be offended [by the song 'The Vatican Rag']. But I gather that there were other people who were offended.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

If you asked me to write a rock song or a rap song, I couldn't do it because they're not in my fingers.

Don't write naughty words on the wall if you can't spell!

Don't solicit for your sister, it's not nice. Unless you get a good percentage of her price.

They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines.