I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.

The Army has carried the American... ideal to its logical conclusion... Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on the grounds of ability.

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.

There's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.