I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

No one is more dangerous than someone who thinks he has "The Truth". To be an atheist is almost as arrogant as to be a fundamentalist. But then again, I can get pretty arrogant.

Filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.

I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.

Alas, irreverence has been subsumed by mere grossness, at least in the so-called mass media. What we have now - to quote myself at my most pretentious - is a nimiety of scurrility with a concomitant exiguity of taste.

The Lord's our shepherd, says the psalm. But just in case, we better get a bomb.

I didn't feel the need for anonymous affection, for people in the dark applauding. To me, it would be like writing a novel and then getting up every night and reading your novel. Everything I did is on the record and, if you want to hear it, just listen to the record.