When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.

If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.

I ache for the touch of your lips dear, but much more for the touch of your whips dear.

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.

For there is surely nothing more beautiful in this world than the sight of a lone man facing single-handedly a half a ton of angry pot roast!

Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.