I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

No one is more dangerous than someone who thinks he has "The Truth". To be an atheist is almost as arrogant as to be a fundamentalist. But then again, I can get pretty arrogant.

There's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

Don't solicit for your sister, it's not nice. Unless you get a good percentage of her price.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

When someone makes a move Of which we don't approve, Who is it that always intervenes? U.N. and O.A.S., They have their place, I guess, But first send the Marines!

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.