I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

So long, Mom I'm off to drop the bomb So don't wait up for me But while you swelter Down there in your shelter You can see me On your TV

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

I'm very proud of myself on my, whatever the literacy is, I'm pretentious, totally pretentious. I like to say 'hmm', for example.