I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

No one is more dangerous than someone who thinks he has "The Truth". To be an atheist is almost as arrogant as to be a fundamentalist. But then again, I can get pretty arrogant.

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

If you asked me to write a rock song or a rap song, I couldn't do it because they're not in my fingers.

You can make fun with Saddam Hussein jokes ... but you can't make fun of, say, the concentration camps. I think my target was not so much evil, but benign stupidity people doing stupid things without realising or, instead, thinking they were doing good.