Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics/ And the Catholics hate the Protestants/ And the Hindus hate the Muslims/ And everybody hates the Jews.
Tom LehrerI feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
Tom LehrerAnd although I'm all for freedom of expression and against censorship, there are certain things I'm not willing to go to jail for.
Tom LehrerIn my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'
Tom Lehrer