I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

Alas, irreverence has been subsumed by mere grossness, at least in the so-called mass media. What we have now - to quote myself at my most pretentious - is a nimiety of scurrility with a concomitant exiguity of taste.

Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics/ And the Catholics hate the Protestants/ And the Hindus hate the Muslims/ And everybody hates the Jews.

You cant be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.

But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.

If you asked me to write a rock song or a rap song, I couldn't do it because they're not in my fingers.