I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun.

You cant be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

The audience usually has to be with you, I'm afraid. I always regarded myself as not even preaching to the converted, I was titillating the converted.

When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them.