Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.
Don't solicit for your sister, it's not nice. Unless you get a good percentage of her price.
Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.
My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little one-shot, one-song things. But that's just for friends, out of friendship for the people involved, and also because it was fun.