Alas, irreverence has been subsumed by mere grossness, at least in the so-called mass media. What we have now - to quote myself at my most pretentious - is a nimiety of scurrility with a concomitant exiguity of taste.

When someone makes a move Of which we don't approve, Who is it that always intervenes? U.N. and O.A.S., They have their place, I guess, But first send the Marines!

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

We are the folk song army, every one of us cares. We all hate poverty, war, and injustice unlike the rest of you squares.