I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Counting in octal is just likst counting in decimal--if you don't use your thumbs.

We are the folk song army, every one of us cares. We all hate poverty, war, and injustice unlike the rest of you squares.

You can make fun with Saddam Hussein jokes ... but you can't make fun of, say, the concentration camps. I think my target was not so much evil, but benign stupidity people doing stupid things without realising or, instead, thinking they were doing good.

When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.