I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

We are the folk song army, every one of us cares. We all hate poverty, war, and injustice unlike the rest of you squares.

When someone makes a move Of which we don't approve, Who is it that always intervenes? U.N. and O.A.S., They have their place, I guess, But first send the Marines!

When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then