The reason most folksongs are so atrocious is that they were written by the people.

I'm very proud of myself on my, whatever the literacy is, I'm pretentious, totally pretentious. I like to say 'hmm', for example.

I find that if you take the various popular song forms to their logical extremes, you can arrive at almost anything from the ridiculous to the obscene-or, as they say in New York, sophisticated.

Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.

Some of you may have met mathematicians and wondered how they got that way.

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

Don't solicit for your sister, it's not nice. Unless you get a good percentage of her price.