Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines.

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

The audience usually has to be with you, I'm afraid. I always regarded myself as not even preaching to the converted, I was titillating the converted.

Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.