Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

The poor folks hate the rich folks, and the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of your folks, it's American as apple pie.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

The audience usually has to be with you, I'm afraid. I always regarded myself as not even preaching to the converted, I was titillating the converted.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If you asked me to write a rock song or a rap song, I couldn't do it because they're not in my fingers.