Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

From the three, you then use one to make eight ones. You add those ones to the three, and you get one-three base eight, or, in other words, In base ten you have eleven, and you take away seven. And seven from eleven is four. Now go back to the sixty-fours, you're left with two.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

I didn't feel the need for anonymous affection, for people in the dark applauding. To me, it would be like writing a novel and then getting up every night and reading your novel. Everything I did is on the record and, if you want to hear it, just listen to the record.

Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

If you asked me to write a rock song or a rap song, I couldn't do it because they're not in my fingers.