Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

And although I'm all for freedom of expression and against censorship, there are certain things I'm not willing to go to jail for.

Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics/ And the Catholics hate the Protestants/ And the Hindus hate the Muslims/ And everybody hates the Jews.

The reason most folksongs are so atrocious is that they were written by the people.

I'm not tempted to write a song about George W.Bush. I couldn't figure out what sort of song I would write. That's the problem: I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them. And that's not funny.

If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will.

I ache for the touch of your lips dear, but much more for the touch of your whips dear.