The Lord's our shepherd, says the psalm. But just in case, we better get a bomb.

So long, Mom I'm off to drop the bomb So don't wait up for me But while you swelter Down there in your shelter You can see me On your TV

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

People are stupider than anybody.

The Lord's our shepherd, says the psalm. But just in case, we better get a bomb.