Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

Alas, irreverence has been subsumed by mere grossness, at least in the so-called mass media. What we have now - to quote myself at my most pretentious - is a nimiety of scurrility with a concomitant exiguity of taste.

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

People are stupider than anybody.