Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

So long, Mom I'm off to drop the bomb So don't wait up for me But while you swelter Down there in your shelter You can see me On your TV

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

Bad weather always looks worse through a window.

When someone makes a move Of which we don't approve, Who is it that always intervenes? U.N. and O.A.S., They have their place, I guess, But first send the Marines!

Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.