Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.

When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

And although I'm all for freedom of expression and against censorship, there are certain things I'm not willing to go to jail for.