Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.

We are the folk song army, every one of us cares. We all hate poverty, war, and injustice unlike the rest of you squares.

If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will.

There's ten stuffed heads in my trophy room right now, two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.

I always like to make explicit the fact that before I went off not too long ago to fight in the trenches, I was a mathematician by profession. I don't like people to get the idea that I have to do this for a living. I mean, it isn't as though I had to do this, you know, I could be making, oh, three thousand dollars a year just teaching.

You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango.