Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I find that if you take the various popular song forms to their logical extremes, you can arrive at almost anything from the ridiculous to the obscene-or, as they say in New York, sophisticated.

The poor folks hate the rich folks, and the rich folks hate the poor folks. All of my folks hate all of your folks, it's American as apple pie.

I wasn't really a performer by temperament.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

And although I'm all for freedom of expression and against censorship, there are certain things I'm not willing to go to jail for.

Don't write naughty words on the wall if you can't spell!