Once all the Germans were warlike and mean But that couldn't happen again We taught them a lesson in nineteen eighteen And they've hardly bothered us since then

Some of you may have met mathematicians and wondered how they got that way.

For there is surely nothing more beautiful in this world than the sight of a lone man facing single-handedly a half a ton of angry pot roast!

Filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.

The Army has carried the American... ideal to its logical conclusion... Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on the grounds of ability.

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?

They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines.