Filth, I'm glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder. When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Well I wasn't really attacking the religious beliefs [in the song 'The Vatican Rag'], I was attacking the formality of the rituals of the Catholic church; however, people took it wrongly.

But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.

People are stupider than anybody.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

Don't write naughty words on the wall if you can't spell!