You can make fun with Saddam Hussein jokes ... but you can't make fun of, say, the concentration camps. I think my target was not so much evil, but benign stupidity people doing stupid things without realising or, instead, thinking they were doing good.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.

The Army has carried the American... ideal to its logical conclusion... Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on the grounds of ability.

So long, Mom I'm off to drop the bomb So don't wait up for me But while you swelter Down there in your shelter You can see me On your TV