So long, Mom I'm off to drop the bomb So don't wait up for me But while you swelter Down there in your shelter You can see me On your TV

They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

I have always found it interesting... that there are people who regard copyright infringement as a form of flattery.

The real issues I don't think most people touch. The Clinton jokes are all about Monica Lewinsky and all that stuff and not about the important things, like the fact that he wouldn't ban landmines...I'm not tempted to write a song about George W. Bush. I couldn't figure out what sort of song I would write. That's the problem: I don't want to satirize George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporize them. And that's not funny....OK, well, if I say that, I might get a shock laugh, but it's not really satire.

You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango.

Some of you may have met mathematicians and wondered how they got that way.