When someone makes a move Of which we don't approve, Who is it that always intervenes? U.N. and O.A.S., They have their place, I guess, But first send the Marines!

If you asked me to write a rock song or a rap song, I couldn't do it because they're not in my fingers.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, Is the inability of people to communicate with the people they love: husbands and wives who can't communicate, Children who can't communicate with their parents, and so on. And the characters in these books and plays and so on, And in real life, I might add, spend hours bemoaning the fact that they can't communicate. I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up!

In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'

From the three, you then use one to make eight ones. You add those ones to the three, and you get one-three base eight, or, in other words, In base ten you have eleven, and you take away seven. And seven from eleven is four. Now go back to the sixty-fours, you're left with two.

Counting in octal is just likst counting in decimal--if you don't use your thumbs.