In one word he told me the secret of success in mathematics: plagiarize; only be sure always to call it . . . research.

If you asked me to write a rock song or a rap song, I couldn't do it because they're not in my fingers.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will.

Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.

But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the right answer.

If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.