Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

Leona Helmsley's dog made $12 million last year... and Dean McLaine, a farmer in Ohio, made $30,000. It's just a gigantic version of the madness that grows in every one of our brains.

As a kid, I did want to be an old-timer, since they were the ones with the big stories and the cool clothes. I wanted to go there. Now, I guess I want to bring that with me and go back in time.

I don't go to church on Sunday, don't get on my knees to pray, or memorize the books of the Bible, I got my own special way

bringing up children was]like living with a bunch of drunks...you really have to be on your toes all the time.

I like writing melody without an instrument. It's just so - it's more like the choreography of a bee; you just go.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.