I’ve always believed that the way you affect your audience is more important than how many of them are there.
Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead
You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.
If you're a writer you know that the stories don't come to you, you have to go looking for them. The old men in the lobby: that's where the stories were.
A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.