The trick is to have a career and have a family. It's like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.
Tom WaitsWriting songs is like capturing birds without killing them. Sometimes you end up with nothing but a mouthful of feathers.
Tom WaitsIt seems a stray bullet actually pierced the testicle of a Union soldier and lodged itself in the ovaries of a woman standing approximately 100 ft. away. She's alright, the baby's doing fine...ofcourse the soldier's a little pissed off.
Tom Waits