I'll tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past.

When the weather's rough and it's whiskey in the rain it's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane.

There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby.

If you're a writer you know that the stories don't come to you, you have to go looking for them. The old men in the lobby: that's where the stories were.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.

We are buried beneath the weight of information.

She's got the whole dark forest living inside of her.