I still remember the entire Boy Scout motto. I don't remember the serial number of my gun in the army. I don't remember the number of my locker in school. But I remember that Boy Scout code.

All last year we tried to teach him (Fernando Valenzuela) English, and the only word he learned was million.

Listen, if you start worrying about the people in the stands, before too long you're up in the stands with them.

I still remember the entire Boy Scout motto. I don't remember the serial number of my gun in the army. I don't remember the number of my locker in school. But I remember that Boy Scout code.

Baseball is played by all countries now, and softball, too.

One time I was doing a speech to a group of kids, and just before I get there, I see this little kid crying. I found out they just lost a game, and he was the losing pitcher. I went over there, put my arm around him, and said, 'What are you crying for? When major league players lose, they don't cry.'

If you don't root for the Dodgers, you might not get into heaven.