All last year we tried to teach him (Fernando Valenzuela) English, and the only word he learned was million.
I'm telling you, I don't like cheaters.
If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third.
Everything I have, I owe to baseball and the Dodgers.
Everybody wants to win, but everybody doesn't win.
When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.