Everybody wants to win, but everybody doesn't win.
Always give an autograph when somebody asks you.
Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.
A second-guesser is one who doesn't know anything about the first guess, and he's one who needs 2 guesses to get one right.
He (Darryl Strawberry) is not a dog; a dog is loyal and runs after balls.
Everything I have, I owe to baseball and the Dodgers.