My son wasn't gay. No way.

All last year we tried to teach him (Fernando Valenzuela) English, and the only word he learned was million.

Managing is like holding a dove in your hand. Squeeze too hard and you kill it; not hard enough and it flies away.

My wife tells me one day, 'I think you love baseball more than me.' I say, 'Well, I guess that's true, but hey, I love you more than football and hockey.'

Baseball is played by all countries now, and softball, too.

A second-guesser is one who doesn't know anything about the first guess, and he's one who needs 2 guesses to get one right.

When I took the job as the manager of the Olympic team, I didn't take it because I was a Dodger. I did it because I was an American, and I wanted to bring that gold medal where it belongs in baseball, the United States. And that's exactly what our team did.