I bleed Dodger blue and when I die, I'm going to the big Dodger in the sky.
I've been Catholic all my life, and there's one thing I've never understood. Why didn't the Corinthians write back?
Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils
Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.
My goal is to live to be 100.
I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.