All last year we tried to teach him (Fernando Valenzuela) English, and the only word he learned was million.

When we win, I'm so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I'm so depressed, I eat a lot. When we're rained out, I'm so disappointed I eat a lot.

The only way I'd worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.

Nothing succeeds like - failure.

Everybody wants to win, but everybody doesn't win.

I've always called L.A. 'the world capital of sport.'

You can have the best team in baseball, and if nobody goes through the turnstiles, you've got to shut the doors down.